This is more a daddy-soup than a Bertie-soup. Bert would eat it though, with the smaller amount of chili.
Serves two cold, greedy people
1 onion, diced
1 carrot, diced
1 stick of celery, diced
1 red pepper, diced
Splash olive oil
1/4-1/2 teaspoon chili flakes
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
100g red lentils
1 tin chopped tomatoes and the tin full of tap water
Salt to taste
Fry the veg and spices in the olive oil, then stir through the lentils, tomatoes, water and seasoning. Simmer for 20 minutes then roughly puree. Eat with buttered bread and slabs of cheese.