We went to the zoo this morning, and on the way out Bert was counting on his fingers all the animals he’d seen. ‘One, tiger. Two, pinguin. Three, tiger. Five, tiger.’
Basically, we liked the tiger.
This is a zoo selfie because I forgot to take a picture of Bert eating the chicken.
For the sauce:
100ml Chinese rice vinegar
2 tablespoons honey
1 table spoon dark brown sugar
1 tin of pineapple and the juice
4 star anise
1 dessert spoon tamarind (optional)
4 small carrots, cut into batons
1 red pepper, chopped into bitesized pieces
For the chicken:
2-3 chicken breasts, cut into bitesized pieces
240g self raising flour
50g cornflour and more to dust
200ml tap water
200ml sparkling water
Sunflower oil to fry
Put the pineapple and its juice, the sugar and honey, the vinegar and the star anise (and the tamarind, if you have it) in a saucepan and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the veg for the last 10 or so minutes, depending on how crunchy you like it; a little more if you like it soft. Remove the star anise before serving.
Whisk together the two types of flour, the water and sparkling water to make the batter. Dust the chicken in cornflour and then coat it in batter. Fry it in sunflower oil in a deep pan at 180 degrees for about five minutes, till it puffs up and goes golden. Serve with rice.
Do not make the mistake of frying it in a deep fat fryer unless you fancy dancing around the kitchen, swearing as you try to dislodge the welded-on chicken from the metal basket.