Here’s Bert, seemingly caught in the act of playing tiddly winks with a knife. And in other bad parenting news he’s been watching Dinosaur Train on Netflix with the dedication with which the rest of us are getting through Stranger Things. It’s basically Breaking Bad for todders.
Oh, and eating rum marinated meat.
Enough marinade to serve 4-6
80ml white rum or vodka
60ml olive oil
3 cloves of garlic, crushed
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried rosemary
Loads and loads of grated black pepper – grate till it seems like a lot then grate some more
Teaspoon of sea salt (or a sprinkling of table salt)
Minute beef steaks or lamb steaks
Mix all the marinade ingredients together and add the meat. Cover and marinate for at least three hours at room temperature or for a day or two in the fridge.
Remove from the marinade, oil a hot pan and cook the minute steaks for a minute or so on each side (lamb steaks or thicker steaks will take from 6 to 8 minutes depending on how thick they are).
I then cut Bert’s into smaller pieces and threaded it onto a skewer – a beef lollipop marinated in rum and threaded onto a sharp stick, what could possibly go wrong here?
As I carried it in, he said ‘wow’. Cheers Bert!
We had ours with home made oven chips and roast squash, red onion and green leaf salad. Bert had chips and still-frozen peas.