We’ve just got back from our holiday where Bert ate, over the course of two weeks, two family-size packs of crisps, the inside of half a baguette, half a jar of nutella, 14 ice creams, 30 yoghurts and one grain of rice.
I’m trying to get him back on decent carbs and protein before he loses his characteristic sturdiness and the dimples on his knuckles.
He also invented a new card game he called Mojo (the opposite of snap – shout Mojo when the cards don’t match) [me, feeling sure I’ve never said the word ‘mojo’ in my life: where did you get that word from? Bert: blank face], learnt to swim with a float vest on [me: you’re really good at that! Bert: yes I am really good at that], and invented a chilling game with the toy sword that we found in the pool. The latter involves stabbing a person or toy repeatedly, then saying ‘it’s cutting time’ and cutting across their jugular with the bottom of the sword, announcing ‘I’m going to eat you’ and then slicing down the stomach and bending over to eat the entrails. [Me, in a high, tight voice: where did you hear those words? Bert: blank face]. Maybe reincarnation is a fact and Bert was once… a cavalier soldier? A cannibal? A zombie? Or maybe nursery carry out some awfully vivid history sessions.
Anyway, it’s courgette time!
1 courgette, coarsely grated (peeled too, if you’re living with a massive veg avoider)
1 dessert spoon each of butter and olive oil
2 cloves of garlic, crushed
Macaroni (about 400g for 4 servings)
1 spring mint, leaves finely chopped
Salt and pepper
300g creme fraiche
125g grated mozzerella
60g grated parmesan
Finely grated zest of a lemon
3 tablespoons of breadcrumbs to top
Gently fry the courgette in the butter and oil with the garlic until soft (about ten minutes) while you cook the pasta. Add salt and pepper to taste, and the finely chopped leaves of a spring of mint (I debated this ingredient since Bert can spot a strand of green a mile off, but I figured he eats pesto so I threw it in). Combine with creme fraiche, mozzerrella and half the parmesan and tip into an overproof dish. Top with the breadcrumbs, lemon zest and the rest of the parmesan.
At this point I left it to finish off later.
Pre heat the oven to 180/ gas mark 4. Cook for 10-15 minutes, if cooking straight from prepping it while it’s still warm, or 20-25 if cooking from cold.
We had ours with green beans; whole, boiled veg being less alarming than those drenched in sauce.
After moaning that he didn’t like it, he ate it all.