(Dunno, I think there’s satay on the lens.)
Bert went to a friend’s for tea dressed as Spider-Man, made a paper crown and danced in it in the kitchen for ten minutes when we got in. He kept it in sight of the bath then went to bed in just the crown and a pair of pants. (We have much in common.)
I said, ‘look at you, a handsome prince.’
‘No, I the Queen! Call me the Queen. I am the Queen. Goodnight.’ And I was regally dismissed.
He woke up in the crown and came excitedly to our bedroom to show his dad. His dad, who’d been primed, said ‘who are you? The Queen?’
Bert threw him a look of ice-cold incomprehension. ‘No,’ he said, narrowing his eyes as if it was the oddest thing he’d ever heard.
I can’t take credit for any element of this recipe (another one from the National Trust Family Cookbook) but we eat it all the time.
Chicken (breast or thigh) in 2cm cubes – we had four thighs and two breasts, but we’re greedy
2 crushed cloves of garlic
Small piece of ginger, grated
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1/2 tin coconut milk
150g unsweetened crunchy peanut (or other nut) butter
1 teaspoon chilli flakes
2 more tablespoons soy sauce
Juice of half a lime (or a tablespoon of bottled lime juice)
Mix together the garlic, ginger, first lot of soy and chicken and marinate for at least a couple of hours.
Put the coconut milk, nut butter, chilli and the rest of the soy into a small sauce pan and heat till combined, stirring a little till smooth. Add the lime juice and season. Leave to cool.
Spread the chicken out on a grill pan and cook under a very hot grill for about 10 minutes.
Serve with cucumber and pepper batons and boiled rice (perfect rice tip – add the uncooked rice to a pan of lots of already boiling water and cook for 11-12 minutes. Drain and run a kettle of boiling water over it in the colander. Return the rice to the hot pan as soon as it stops dripping and put a tight lid on it. Keep it there, steaming, for at least 20 minutes). The boys had flat bread too.